Description

Minty Fresh Mini Water Pipe

You can never win with the freakin’ dentist. First they’re telling you to brush more. Then they’re telling you to brush less. Then they’re telling you have to get this done and do all this, and it’s gonna be $2,000. Then they ask you about the weather, soon as you start talking they stick a stapler down your throat.

F*** that. Get blasted into outer space with this Minty Fresh Mini Water Pipe on the way out the door and tell the doc your teeth are fine. 

“I’m not flossing shit.” 

This mini rig would be perfect for such a situation, the size making it easy to travel with and keep portable. It includes a 14.5mm male bowl and features a 45 degree female ground joint with a hand blown disc perc.

size chest(in.) waist(in.) hips(in.)
XS 34-36 27-29 34.5-36.5
S 36-38 29-31 36.5-38.5
M 38-40 31-33 38.5-40.5
L 40-42 33-36 40.5-43.5
XL 42-45 36-40 43.5-47.5
XXL 45-48 40-44 47.5-51.5