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Description

Pulsar “Not a Butt Plug” Hand Pipe

It’s not what it looks like.

Pulsar, a revered name in the industry for their innovative vape technology and breathtaking glass pieces, calls this bad boy the “Upright Lava Lamp.” But we here at Smoke Cartel thought we should address the elephant in the room. 

At 4.45″ inches, it’s certainly not my old roommate, but smaller can sometimes be even better. This means it’s more convenient, easy to use, and often much more effective. That’s what my ex said, at least. 

Made of thick borosilicate glass, it’s always ready to perform (okay, you get the idea). 

Point is, it’s a unique and fun piece that will show you a good time regardless of the orifice. You’re over 21, so whatever happens after your credit card clears– we could not give a single flying fuck. 

size chest(in.) waist(in.) hips(in.)
XS 34-36 27-29 34.5-36.5
S 36-38 29-31 36.5-38.5
M 38-40 31-33 38.5-40.5
L 40-42 33-36 40.5-43.5
XL 42-45 36-40 43.5-47.5
XXL 45-48 40-44 47.5-51.5